Meet the Parents Movie Quotes
Meet the Parents is a American comedy written by Jim Herzfeld and John Hamburg and Later, Greg loses Jinx and replaces him with a stray whose tail he spray paints to . Due to changes in directorial and acting line-ups after the early drafts of the script Wikiquote has quotations related to: Meet the Parents . On October 6, , Stiller's next film, Meet the Parents, was released in De Niro fell in love with the Focker family cat, "Mr. Jinx," on set and. [about the lost Jinx] We're supposed to let him wander the streets without food, [ Greg's forgotten to change his shoes before meeting Pam] That's okay, honey.
I don't want to check my bag. By the way, your airline, you suck at checking bags. Because I already did that once, and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me. I can assure you that your bag How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage?
Are you physically gonna take my bag beneath the plane? Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it in there?
Then shut your pie hole Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large, we-- Greg: Get your grubby little paws off of my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I want to blow up the plane. I wanna stow my bag according to your safety regulations.
If you would take a second All I wanna do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you! The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here now If you can get it from my kung fu grip, then you can have it. Otherwise, step off, bitch.
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Yeah, one of my favorites. Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh? What do you mean? You know, the whole drug thing. No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? Some people think that Well, Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon.
Are you a pothead, Focker? No, no, no, no, Jack.
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No, I'm-- I'm not-- I-- I pass on grass all the time. I mean, not all the time. Yes or no, Greg? Oh, poor Kevin looks lonely. Maybe I should ask him to dance. I-I just-- I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know--Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of-- Jack: You need that assurance?
You prefer an emotionally shallow animal? You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down.
A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do. Yeah, one of my favorites.
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh? What do you mean? You know, the whole drug thing. No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? Some people think that Well, Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon.
Are you a pothead, Focker? No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm-- I'm not-- I-- I pass on grass all the time. I mean, not all the time. Yes or no, Greg? Greg, would you like to say grace? Oh, uh, well, Greg's Jewish, Dad. You're telling me Jews don't pray, honey? No, no, no, no, I'd love to. Pam, come on, it's not like I'm a rabbi or something. I've said grace at many a dinner table.
O dear God, thank You. You are such a good God to us, a kind and gentle And we thank You, O sweet, sweet Lord of hosts You have so aptly lain at our table this day Day by day by day.
O dear Lord, three things we pray.
- Meet the Parents Quotes
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To love Thee more dearly, to see Thee more clearly, to follow Thee more nearly Oh, Greg, that was lovely. That was interesting too. Oh, honey, why don't you read Greg your poem? Oh, no, he doesn't want to hear that. You see, when Jack had to retire That's a bunch of malarky. The doctor thought it would be therapeutic if he Honey, you wrote the most beautiful poem about your mother. Please, we really wanna hear it.
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It's a work in progress. I'm still not happy with it. As soon as it's ready, then I am going to glaze it onto a plate You gave me life, you gave me milk, you gave me courage.
Your name was Angela, the angel from heaven, but you were also an angel of God, and He needed you too. Selfishly I tried to keep you here But I couldn't save you, and I shall see your face It always gets me.
So-So--So much love, yet also so much information. You must've had vegetables fresher than that, growing up on a farm, Greg. Dad, uh, Greg grew up in Detroit.
He told me he grew up on a farm. Do they have many farms in Detroit? No, Dina, no, not a lot. In fact, Jack, I should clarify this.
I didn't actually grow up The house we grew up in was originally erected So that, plus we had a lot of pets-- Jack: