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You can't leave, baby, 'cause You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go change and I'm gonna be back in 15 minutes. I'm gonna take you and your kids to see my town. All right, you know I don't know you that well, but you'd better watch out for him.
Flashing that pretty smile He done broke a lot of women's hearts out here in these backwoods. Brown, where you all at? Where that money you owe me? You didn't know I spoke Spanish, did you? Oooh, you should have got one. See, it's not so bad. One of your women? That don't mean nothing down here, do it? Why don't you have a woman, anyway?
Six years, three kids and a whole lot of drama. My drama trumps your drama. Hey, step right up, step right up. Who can get the ball in the basket? How about you, young man? Yeah, you there, sir. Get the ball in the basket, you can win a cute little doll for the lovely lady back there. The young man's going to clean me out of all my profits.
I'm in, but I'll just play. Keep that elbow in, all right? That's what I'm talking, dawg. That's the difference right there, man. Come on, man, get some more, get some more animals, man Hey, man, here's your cut. Oh no, you keep it. Think I'm winning him over. Don't be so sure about that. He hasn't really had a real man in his life. And I sure can't afford to let another one come running in and out of it. Is it his life or your life we're talking about?
I don't know who you're protecting, you or him. Both of us, I guess. You really think he's that good? Well, how would that work? I mean, how would you coach him? I mean, you're here. He's with me in Chicago. And look, he's not moving down here.
I can make a few trips up there, give him some drills. Maybe in the summer, he can do a camp with me and some of the other players. Hmm, what about his education? I promise you he'll come back smarter than he left. Yeah, well, I'll think about it. Hey, thank you for the day. I really appreciate it. I'm just gonna go and pack.
No, you are gonna stay for the reading of the will, aren't you? Oh, no no no no. Daddy didn't leave her nothing. Come on, sit down. Come on in here now. Come on, you'll probably thank me too. You're Daddy's child, you may as well. Sit down now, sit sit. What, you gonna have her sit and do tricks? Brother Sam, you read the last will and "testicles. I got dressed up for this. Pop Brown's last will and testament. Must have been blind, crippled and crazy. I leave all my money He just leave us nothing but that?
I washed his toes and cleaned his nose! He's so happy he can't get his words out. I leave all my love. You keep reading, baby. Keep reading 'cause I know there's more for me. I leave my house. I'd rather have the love. That house is tore up, Brown. We grew up in that house. Yeah, us and several families of rats and roaches.
What the hell is that? I leave my old rental property. He left me a house? Do you think we're living here? Do you think we're living here now? Okay, well, it has potential.
Potential to be torn down. Is this our house, Mama? Looks that way, baby. I'd stay with you, brother. At least go inside. All right, but, Tosha, Lena, y'all wait in the car. Come on, go ahead. Looks dangerous in here. It got a welcome mat. What you looking at?
It just needs a little work. This house don't need no little nothing. Can we please get out of here? I'm not trying to miss the bus. Could you just give me a minute? Let me ask you something. What do you think about Harry coaching you? Oh, he cool with it. You know, I really wish you weren't leaving. Well, gotta get back to my life. Brenda, you leaving me so soon? Yeah, we got to be heading back. Okay, well, look, here's my number. I want you to keep in touch, okay?
It's from me and Sarah. We wanted to bless you with something. You have to take it. We wanted to bless you with it. It's just a little something. Ain't no telling when I'd be able to pay y'all back. Oh, honey, don't worry about that. If some of these fathers don't take care of these babies, then us single mothers have to stick together. This is the nicest thing that anybody's ever done for me. Well, maybe you need to change your friends.
Stop it, calm down. Hey, don't you wanna hear about my trip, huh? Did he leave you anything at least? You can't live in it. Compared to that, we live in a palace. Brenda, don't be selfish. Let's move to Georgia so I can find me one of those big old Jethro-looking papis so I can cucuchanga. Girl, you know what? I think I might have met somebody - who'd be just your style.
What you doing here? I've been thinking about what you said, and I'm gonna help you out. So can I come in, please? Damn, girl, this how you live? You gonna give me some money or not? What you gonna give me, huh? I ain't gonna give you nothing. You oughta wanna do the right thing and take care of your son. Damn, Brenda, do it.
You need this money, don't you, right? So come on, baby, where's the bedroom? I don't sleep with men for money. Well, your mama used to, didn't she?
I ain't my mama. Get the hell out of my house! You all ain't getting nothing. I don't care if both of y'all starve to death. You would do that to your own son? I told you when you was pregnant I didn't give a damn about you or the boy.
Mama, why you begging like this? No no, he ain't gotta help us. No, I know how to make some things happen on my own. You don't need to beg this motherf He's still your father.
Look, if you ain't man enough to help us, I know how to make some things happen on my own. Where are you going? That boy ain't my responsibility. It isn't my problem. Can I come in? Yeah yeah, come on in. I thought you were Michael. Did you tell him about the practice sessions I set up for him?
You're just the man I need to see. You can't win a game with your shoes falling off, dawg. I got money on this game, dawg. I need you on your "A. Hey, man, you hanging tonight? Yeah, show me what I gotta do.
Who is this fool? Dude, what are you doing here?
Your mother's looking for you. You got some nerve coming around here. I know you're about to make a stupid mistake. Harry, you don't know nothing about my life. You don't know what we're up against. It doesn't matter what you're up against.
You could make a stupid mistake and have everything in the world going for you. I was in the league. Lost everything, including my wife and kids. I made mistakes I'm still paying for today. I know a few things about going down the wrong road. And this is the wrong road. We're supposed to practice tomorrow at 3: If you show up, then I'll know you're as smart as I think you are.
I'm gonna be here for two days. Where you been all night, huh? I was with Calvin. Okay, so you're a man now.
You gonna sell dope, huh? Now you think that makes you a man? We ain't got nothing. You talk about God making a way. Mama, I'm not trying to die to get to heaven. I want mine here on earth. Then you know what? You gonna have to get out of my house then, huh? You think you're grown? Mama, where am I gonna go? I don't wanna hear it. I done my best by you. Who's gonna help you with Lena and Tosha? Don't you even worry about that, okay? You just get out. No child of mine is gonna sell dope, you hear me?
I ain't sitting up in here waiting to hear that you done got killed. No, Mama, I'm not going. No, if I go, I'm a coward just like my dad. I'm not gonna leave you like them other dudes. Mama, I'm just tired of seeing you hurt and struggling. We gonna be all right.
I love you, baby. All right, let's go. On the whistle, chest passes. Passer makes the shooter. Pass it like you want him to shoot the ball. It's good to see you. I won six large on you tonight. You play with heart, son. Look, man, that's what I came to tell you. Calvin, I can't do this. Here, this is all the money. It's your cut and mine. You ain't got this in you, man. You go on now. You go play basketball. I'm gonna be a hood rat. That's all I'll ever be. Calvin, you can be whatever you want to be.
Yo, son, you think you can just sell on my turf? I wish he was playing in my gym. What about your house?
What you gonna do with it? Let it do what it's been doing for the last whatever years. Oh, man, that's good. I don't even eat pork, and that's good. Brenda, I like talking to you. But this is about helping my son, right? What if I also enjoy spending as much time with you - as I do coaching your son?
I ain't going down that road, okay? It ain't so bad, is it? You'd rather live here than in your own house? Well, I know this.
I don't know nothing about Georgia. So it's friends keeping you here. If I could live here, I ain't afraid of nothing. We have to go to the hospital. I never had much of a mother, so I was determined to be the best that I could. When he was young, I gave him to the Lord. I said, "Lord, protect my baby. Watch him for me. I can't feed him.
I can't give him what he need. There are nights when I go to bed hungry 'cause I know they didn't get enough to eat all day.
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You know, I just Why did I do this to them? You know, I can't even keep 'em out of harm's way. Hey hey hey hey. You've done more than most. I know you have to go. No, I'm not going anywhere unless you want me to go. I'm here with you. Hey, Brenda, what's up with all these emergency phone calls? But I ain't paying for no funeral. I gotta go to work. That's what you make?
Can I buy an hour of your time to spend with your son? Don't you call my house again. You're pissing off my wife. Now we managed to get the bullet and stop the bleeding. It's a miracle that it missed his vital organs. Is he gonna be okay? Yes, he's gonna be fine. I need to see him. Well, he's in recovery right now, but he'll be in I. Thank you, thank you. This life can make me so confused But it's all right Living day by day, I feel so used That ain't right I just want to run and hide But I don't have the time to cry It's all right It's all right, all right Many thoughts are runnin' through my head It's all right Wishing to be somewhere else but here And it's all right I can't wait to see your face I need a smile and your embrace I'm all right I'm all right, yeah Life can bring us through any changes It's all right - Never give up - Just don't give up Know that it's gonna be all right - People come and they go - They go It's just the way that it goes Everything is everything It's all right Sometime the rain It makes me sad and it's all right Some things in the world they make me mad And it's all right In the morning when I see the sun I know I'm not the only one And it's all right It's all right I can't believe you're leaving.
I know, but you're welcome to come. I don't think so. I'll come visit or something, but no. And anyways, look at that. You're in very good hands. I know, I can't even believe he stayed as long as he did. Ay, you know I don't like half the men you've dated, but this one I like him a lot.
Uh, we ain't dating. Yeah, call it whatever you want. You might not be dating him, - but he's definitely dating you. Hey, beautiful, you mess with my girl, I come down there and I get you What are you doing with that bag? Everything is everything - It's gonna be - All right Life can bring us through many changes It's all right I can't believe this.
Don't y'all just stand there. Come on in this house! Oh, Harry told us what happened. Y'all come on in. Mama, I got my own room! Oh, God, thank you. How did you afford to do all of this? Well, I pitched in most of the money. No, we had a fundraiser at the church. Always go up strong. You know, I think that Harry's a nice man.
And I think he likes you. Where do these two lovebirds go? Come on, I'll show you. What are you talking about? Honey, are you that naive? You haven't noticed all that attention he been giving that boy? What are you trying to say, Vera? Oh, not like that. He's being so nice to her because her son is a gold mine. He's trying to get in so he can get that boy to go pro so he can get some of them perks This is an investment. She better watch out. Why else would a man be this nice to a woman with three Well, you know, Vera, there are some good men in this world.
And Harry happens to be one of them. Why you think he got kicked out of the league? Don't sit there acting like y'all don't know this boy got a gambling problem. Well, I called it like I see it and smell it!
Well, you're always smelling up some mess. Do your negative smelling somewhere else 'cause you're always smelling up a mess. I'm in the kitchen! Your mama done went crazy! Cora, you slapped your daddy? I oughta whup your butt. A routine traffic stop turned into one of the largest and most bizarre and shocking police pursuits that we have ever seen. This old woman is driving like she has a lot to lose. Who could this be calling me right now? How you doing, baby? Madea, please tell me that's not you.
Yeah, it's me, honey. Madea, why don't you just pull over? Hold on, I'm gonna put you on speakerphone. Oh, Lordy, there's helicopters and everything now.
I'm going all the way this time. Madea, please pull the car over. They ain't gonna get me! I'm gonna be on "Cops. I love you, honey. Please just pull over. I can't pull over, Cora.
I'm running out of gas. I might have to stop. If it's any "constipation," I love you. I always have and I always will. I love you, honey, please Yeah, I love you too. Harry took me to his lawyer to sign a contract with him. Yeah, I sent some footage to a pro scout. I don't know how the word got out, but next thing I know, there's bunch of agents at the gym pressuring Mike. You know, I had him sign something Michael, why don't you go check on your sisters, - make sure they wash up?
You been awful quiet the last few days. Harry, can I ask you something? What's in this for you? He's a talented kid. I don't like you spending all this time with him. And I don't understand why you're sending footage to pro scouts. What's in it for you?
I mean, if he gets a million-dollar contract, you think you gonna get your cut? Is this some kinda game to you? Whoa whoa whoa, hold on. Where is this coming from? What, have that many men hurt you that you can't trust one?
This ain't about me, all right? This is about you. Now, how much gambling debt are you in?
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You didn't think I'd hear about that? Is that what you think of me? Should that be what I think of you? I paid all of my gambling debts. I don't owe anybody anything. Pull your car over to the side. Go bail your mama out. It's for back child support. I owe it to ya. And there it is. But it still has gone down as one of the longest police pursuits in history.
They gonna send "helichoppers" and all these police cars for a little old woman. I'm getting out of the car. They gonna lock your ass up. I ain't got no weapon. I ain't never do nothing wrong. All of this for me, huh? What the hell you got me surrounded for? She got a gun! Get out of your vehicle with your hands up. Put your hands on the car, ma'am. I ain't finna put my hands on the car 'cause my hands is hurtin'.
Put your hands on the car now. That's six more years. Get her off me! You giving me a mammogram! Hell, you ain't going Get in the car, ma'am. Get in the car. How may I help you?
I'm looking for Brenda and Michael Brown. How'd you get my address? I sent your son's tape to two professional teams. And they were very impressed. I've already got two teams that are interested in signing him right now. And I can make a really good deal for your son.
So what do you want to do? What do you think? So what about college? We'll have you take college courses, - even help you get a degree. Um, he signed a contract with someone to be his manager.
Does that person have any legal grounds to any of his money? That contract didn't ask for money. It was more of a guidance thing. He wasn't even trying to get paid. I guess with all of his knowledge of this business, he just didn't want him to be taken advantage of. Listen, Miss Brown, I'll be in touch in a week, okay?
And you, young man, - you get ready. We'd like to say that the Thunderhawks are very happy to have him onboard. A million dollars is a lot of money Hey, son, how you doing? Look, son, can I holler at you a minute? When you had the chance to be in my life, you didn't want no part of me. You should have thought about all this before.
Hey, now, come on. Don't be like that. I don't know why you here, man. What position is he going to play? Coach, what do you think Mike's gonna do with all the money? Why don't we let Mike answer that question? Mike, what are you gonna do with all that money? Make sure my mom and my sisters are taken care of. Hey, Mike, what are you gonna do for your dad?
I've seen my father twice since I was four.
My mom's been breaking her back to make sure my sisters and I had food on the table. We lived in the projects while he went on and started his life with someone else living the good life, but somehow he seemed to make it to my big day. Why don't I let my dad answer that for you? Are you proud of your son? What was he like as a kid?
How were his grades growing up? He's always been a good boy. He's always been real athletic and How do you feel about your son's comments? Are you gonna spend more time with him now? That's up to my boy. That's up to Mike. But hey, this is all about my son, right? This is all about my boy, all right? This is not about me. This isn't the way home. Ma, you were wrong about Harry. Michael, you don't know nothing about that, okay?
No, that's a good dude, Mama. And you need to fix it. Well, isn't that what you would tell me? Thank you for all your help. I can pay you back now for all you did for us I didn't do all of that so you could pay me back. I'm just so used to being taken advantage of Yeah, that you don't even know when somebody loves you. Tell Mike I said congratulations.
Hey, what if I told you I love you too, but I just got scared for a second, but I'd rather be scared and with you than not scared and not have you? Because you're everything I always wanted in a man. Then let me be that for you. Cora, do you miss your granddaddy? I never met him. Let me introduce you to your granddaddy. Don't you know that angels got ears, Cora?
You got to meet him.
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Look the way he dressed. Cora, our daddy was ugly, but he was our daddy. Cora, look at him. This is your granddaddy. Look down at him! Go up close, Cora. Kiss him on the forehead. How strong is your faith? You believe he can come back? You believe he can be like Nazareth?
Put your hand on his heart, Cora. You can beat some life in Beat into him, Cora! Don't touch my daddy! Cora, I just wanted you to have You know who this is? This is your granddaddy This is your granddaddy Your granddaddy, your granddaddy.
This movie's been pretty deep so far, so let's have a good time. Please, you have to open your eyes. They tell you you can't be talking on your cell phone while you driving. Yeah, I'm gonna pray now. Y'all bow your heads. Bow your heads, I'm praying. Heavenly Father, I ask that You would put them chickens back in that coop so she can get eggs We thank you, Lord, that You have made a way for her to make cakes for the church.
I promise you I didn't know. Why so many people from the Bereaved family die? Every time you read the paper, it say the Bereaved family. They gonna run out of peoples in a minute if they keep on dying. I didn't even know she was kin of the Bereaved family. Cora, don't go gospel gangster on them, baby.
It ain't worth it. Cora, just sit down. Ooh, you gonna be in that jail and you gonna rot. You gonna rot if you do that, Cora. Yeah, you be careful, Brenda. When Sasha tells him its Brianna, he looks at the audience and says "Somebody lyin'". The residents plot their revenge on Brown. Meanwhile, Will feels threatened when Sasha is offered a job that pays more than he makes.
Meanwhile, Brown and London compete in a "fashion showdown" for a NY designer. When she finds out that Will and Sasha are planning to adopt the kids, she determines to get them back just so she can live off their welfare checks.
Meanwhile, Brown is "up all night": Meanwhile, London and Jesus continue their love-hate relationship. She agrees, but there's an emergency at the hospital. Afterwards, he tries to change his flamboyant ways and act and dress more conservatively.
But one can't leave She tries to get rid of the body before Brown finds out. Meanwhile, Brianna rejects Sasha's mothering efforts when Sasha buys her a fancy dress for the upcoming legacy ball. Meanwhile, London is expecting a visit from her wealthy father, and is heartbroken when he doesn't show up. Erik Estrada as Francisco Absent: He vents to Brown about his doubts, but Brianna overhears him. She and Joaquin, thinking they're not wanted, run away. Everyone convinces Brown to market the secret family barbecue sauce recipe and he gets excited about getting rich, but he loses the recipe and scrambles to recreate it.
Sasha is jealous of her until she realizes who she's really attracted to Edna is considering plastic surgery, so London convinces her and the ladies to throw a "Botox Party". But he milks the situation and has the residents wait on him hand and foot, until they rebel.
Edna has a health scare and decides to change her sensual ways.